You got it (the right stuff)...Didn't I (blow your mind)...I'll be loving you (forever)...and other songs w/ parentheses

Okay, so I'm chatting online w/ this other assistant who is amusing me w/ stories of phones calls she gets re: one tween superstar who will remain nameless b/c I'm paranoid about exposing too much info about my job. Some kids will actually call and ask "Is ******* there?" as if she's just hanging out at the office. (I love how I'm acting like my job is really that top secret or that I really can't reveal this person's name...it's probably not that big of deal). Here's my favorite: "I'm Taylor, and I'm *******'s best friend and I lost her phone number" Nice try idiot. But then we started thinking of things we did when we were 8 or 10 or whatever age these stalkers are. I sent New Kids on the Block and invitation to my 4th grade birthday party. And I honestly thought they would come, even at age 9 (I think?) I thought it would be a great PR opportunity for them. What's funny, is that if they had come, it would have been the 5 guys and 4 girls, all under the age of 10. What the hell would we have done? I'm thinking spin the bottle. Or truth or dare. Maybe 7 minutes in heaven? I mean, I know Jordan and I would have hit it off. Big time.
Switching gears, I was just talking to James about the difference b/w being settled and coasting. I guess the difference is that settled is when you're content and coasting is when you know you're not content but you're not going to do anything about it. I'm definitely coasting. B/c I don't like being spoken to on daily basis like I'm a f*cking 6 yr old who just smeared paint on the walls. Especially when it makes me wonder if I am the idiot I'm made out to be. I hope not.
R.